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A little old lady wanted to join a biker club.

She knocked on the door of a local biker club and a big, hairy, bearded biker with tattoos all over his arms answers the door.

She proclaims "I want to join your biker club."

The guy was amused and told her that she needed to meet certain biker requirements before she was allowed to join. So the biker asks her "You have a bike?"

The little old lady says "Yea, thatís my Harley over there" and points to a Harley parked in the driveway.

The biker asks her "Do you smoke?"

The little old lady says "Yea, I smoke. I smoke 4 packs of cigarettes a day and a couple of cigars while I'm shooting pool."

The biker is impressed and asks "Well, have you ever been picked up by the Fuzz?"

The little old lady says "No, I've never been picked up by the fuzz, but I've been swung around by my nipples a few times."




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  • Women got off the Titanic first.
  • Women can scare male bosses with mysterious gynecological disorder excuses.
  • Women can be groupies. Male groupies are stalkers.
  • Women can cry and get off speeding fines.
  • Women have never lusted after a cartoon character as the central figure in a computer game.
  • Taxis stop for women.
  • Women don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing.
  • Free drinks, free dinners, free movies (you get the point).
  • New lipstick gives a whole new lease on life.
  • No fashion faux pas we make could ever rival the Speedo.
  • Women don't have to fart to amuse themselves.
  • If women forget to shave, no one has to know.
  • Women can congratulate their teammate without ever touching her ass.
  • Women never have to reach down every so often to make sure their privates are still there.
  • Women can talk to people of the opposite sex without having to picture them naked.
  • There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems
  • Women never regret piercing our ears.
  • Women can fully assess a woman just by looking at their shoes




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A firefighter came home from work one day and told his wife, " You know,we have a wonderful system at the fire station.

"Bell 1" rings and we all put on our jackets.

"Bell 2" rings and we all slide down the pole.

"Bell 3" rings and we're on the fire truck ready to go.

From now on, we are going to run this house the same way. When I say, "Bell 1" I want you to strip naked. When I say "Bell 2" I want you to jump in bed. When I say "Bell 3" we are going to make love all night.

The next night he came home from work and yelled "Bell 1". The wife took off all her clothes. He shouted "Bell 2" and the wife jumped in bed. "Bell 3" he yelled, and they began making love.

After 2 minutes the wife yelled "Bell 4".

What the hell is "Bell 4," asked her husband?>

"I need more hose" she replied, "you're no where near the fire".


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What has a whole bunch of little balls and screws old ladies?

A bingo machine.


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What's the difference between a bitch and a tramp?

A tramp sleeps with everybody at the party, and a bitch sleeps with everybody at the party except you!


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