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Mickey and Minnie Mouse are in the middle of a divorce.

"Mickey," the judge says, "Minnie seems quite normal to me. I can't grant you a divorce just because you think she's crazy."

"I didn't say she was crazy," exclaims Mickey. "I said she was fucking Goofy."






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Human Resources Manager: "What is your greatest weakness?"

Interviewee: "Honesty."

Human Resources Manager: "I don't think honesty is a weakness."

Interviewee: "I don't really give a shit what you think."




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Actor Michael Douglas sparked a firestorm claiming that he caught throat cancer by giving oral sex to women.

It begs the question: Is this a sound medical possibility or is Michael Douglas just the latest Democrat to blame everything on Bush?




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Q: Why did Mitt Romney get nipple rings?

A: He heard that George W Bush had a Dick Cheney.




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They say that during sex you burn off as many calories as running 8 miles.

Who the hell runs 8 miles in 30 seconds?




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