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One day there was this farmer. He had 3 daughters and they each had a date on Saturday night. The first date comes to the door. the farmer answers the door. The first date says, "Hi my name is Joe, I'm here to take your daughter Flow to eat some dough."

The farmer says sure. Soon the second date comes to the door, "the date says hi, I'm Freddy, I'm here to take your daughter Betty to eat some spaghetti." The farmer goes sure.

Then the last date comes to the door. "he say hi, my name is Chuc-k..."The farmer goes "Get the hell out of my house!!!




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"How was your first day in third grade, Johnny?" asked his father.

"Good," said Johnny. "The teacher asked each of us to count to 100. Some kids couldn't get past 30, but I made all the way to 100 without a single mistake!"

"Thatís good, son. That's because you're from Arkansas."

After the next day of school, he asked again.

"I did good today, too, Dad. In language class, we had to say the alphabet. Some kids couldn't get past P, but I made all the way to Z without a single mistake!"

"That's good, son. That's because you're from Arkansas."

After the third day of school, Johnny came home looking troubled.

"What's the matter, son?" asked Dad.

"Oh, I dunno. Today we had Physical Education, and afterwards, in the shower, I noticed that, well, the other boys in my class, uh, well Dad, they all have little tiny ones. Mine must be ten times bigger than theirs! Is that because Iím from Arkansas?"

"No, son," explained Dad. "That's because youíre 18!"


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What's the difference between a northern fairytale and a southern fairytale?

A northern fairytale begins "Once upon a time..." A southern fairytale begins 'Y'all ain't gonna believe this shit!...


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A mother taught her son to go to the bathroom by the numbers.

"1. Open your fly. 2. Take out your equipment. 3. Pull back the skin. 4. Do your business. 5. Let the skin forward. 6. Stow your equipment. 7. Close your fly."

She checked on him often to make sure he had learned his lesson, and each time heard him through the outhouse door saying, "1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6. 7."

She was pleased with his progress until that day when she passed the bathroom door and heard, "3-5, 3-5, 3-5Ö"


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A Schneider driver was broke down on the side of the road, and here comes J.B. Hunt, pulls up behind the Schneider truck gets out and walks up to the Schneider driver,

J.B: What happened driver, did you break down?

Schneider: Yeah I did

J.B. Well, I'll give you a ride up to the next truckstop, it's only about 15 miles up the road.

As J.B. was driving down the road, Schneider was staring out the window into the field. All of a sudden, Schneider started hollering, Pull over and stop!!!

J.B. driver wants to know what's wrong?

Schneider: Nothing is wrong, just pull over, this will only take a few minutes.

Schneider jumps out of the truck, runs to the field, grabs a sheep, sticks it's head into the fence, drops his pants and just starts humping the hell out of that poor old sheep.

J.B. jumps out of the truck, runs across the field, asks Schneider What the hell are you doing?

Schneider: What the hell does it look like, why do you want some J.B.?

J.B. Yeah I want some, but only if you don't stick my head in that fence.!!!


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