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How do computers have sex?

Enter! Enter!




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Ok, so there's this guy at the bar and right next to him there's this little guy less than a foot tall playing a tiny baby grand piano. The bar had computers that allowed people to surf at the bar. Ok, cool.

So this other guy comes in to check out the new computer bar and sits next to the guy with the little piano guy next to him and asks, "Hey, what's this?"

So the reply he gets is... "I got it from a site called eWish.com".

"Really? Can I try it?"

"Sure, but they haven't worked all the bugs out, so you may not get exactly what you wish for."

Ok, what the heck, it's free anyway. So he punches in his eWish and hit's the return key and poof! The bar is filled with quacking ducks everywhere. On the bar, under the bar, flying all over the bar, and the guy who made the wish says, "Hey, I didn't wish for a million ducks!!"

And the other guy goes, "See, I told ya. I didn't wish for a Ten Inch Pianist either!!"


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Mouse balls are now available as FRU (Field Replacement Unit). Therefore, if a mouse fails to operate or should it perform erratically, it may need a ball replacement. Because of the delicate nature of this procedure, replacement of mouse balls should only be attempted by properly trained personnel.

Before proceeding, determine the type of mouse balls byexamining the underside of the mouse. Domestic balls will be larger and harder than foreign balls. Ball removal procedures differ depending upon the manufacturer of the mouse. Foreign balls can be replaced using the pop-offmethod. Domestic balls are replaced by using the twist off method.

Mouse balls are not usually static sensitive, however, excessive handling can result in sudden discharge. Upon completion of ball replacement, the mouse may be used immediately. It is recommended that each replacer have apair of spare balls for maintaining optimum customer satisfaction.

Any customer missing his balls should suspect local personnel of removing these necessary items.


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On the internet they found romance.
That put both in a hot sexual trance.
But each had a gripe,
About having to type,
With a hand stuck down their pants!


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Three women were sitting around talking about their husbands' performance as a lover.

The first woman says, "My husband works as a marriage counselor. He always buys me flowers and candy before we make love. I like that."

The second woman says, "My husband is a motorcycle mechanic. He likes to play rough and slaps me around sometimes. I kind of like that."

The third woman just shakes her head and says, "My husband works for Microsoft. He just sits on the edge of the bed and tells me how great it's going to be when I get it."


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