Ok, so there's this guy at the bar and right next to him there's this little guy less than a foot tall playing a tiny baby grand piano. The bar had computers that allowed people to surf at the bar. Ok, cool.
So this other guy comes in to check out the new computer bar and sits next to the guy with the little piano guy next to him and asks, "Hey, what's this?"
So the reply he gets is... "I got it from a site called eWish.com".
"Really? Can I try it?"
"Sure, but they haven't worked all the bugs out, so you may not get exactly what you wish for."
Ok, what the heck, it's free anyway. So he punches in his eWish and hit's the return key and poof! The bar is filled with quacking ducks everywhere. On the bar, under the bar, flying all over the bar, and the guy who made the wish says, "Hey, I didn't wish for a million ducks!!"
And the other guy goes, "See, I told ya. I didn't wish for a Ten Inch Pianist either!!"