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Why was Santa's little helper depressed?

Because he had low elf esteem.






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NASA's robot Curiosity landing on Mars. Early pictures show no signs of ESPN, beer or porn.

This makes it very clear that men are not from Mars.




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Q: How does Mormon presidential candidate Mitt Romney expect to win the soccer mom vote?

A: By marrying all of them!




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Q: Why is it a good thing that Mitt Romney doesn't drink beer?

A: Because no one would want to have one with him.




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What is the difference between the Christmas alphabet and the ordinary alphabet?

The Christmas alphabet has NO EL.




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