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A quiet man, is a thinking man.

A quiet woman, is usually mad.






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Why did the blonde keep a coat hanger in her back seat?

In case she locks the keys in her car.




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My wife sat down on the couch next to me as I was flipping channels.

She asked, "What's on TV?"

I said, "Dust."

And then the fight started...




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Why was Santa's little helper depressed?

Because he had low elf esteem.




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NASA's robot Curiosity landing on Mars. Early pictures show no signs of ESPN, beer or porn.

This makes it very clear that men are not from Mars.




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