These jokes are for those who are like tl;dr...
A quiet man, is a thinking man.
A quiet woman, is usually mad.
Why did the blonde keep a coat hanger in her back seat?
In case she locks the keys in her car.
My wife sat down on the couch next to me as I was flipping channels.
She asked, "What's on TV?"
I said, "Dust."
And then the fight started...
Why was Santa's little helper depressed?
Because he had low elf esteem.
NASA's robot Curiosity landing on Mars. Early pictures show no signs of ESPN, beer or porn.
This makes it very clear that men are not from Mars.