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We've been around since 1999 so you know we've got a ton of jokes. Since we were around pre-social media days, we had it so you could email jokes to your friends before. But now with Facebook, it's as easy as clicking Share. So start emailing or clicking!

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John was waiting to cross the street when a blind man approached with his guide-dog. The traffic sign turned green and instead of helping its master to cross, the dog raised its rear leg and peed on the shoes of the blind man.

Observing that, the blind man reached into his pocket and offered the dog a cookie.

John told the blind man in amazement, "If it is my dog I'd have kicked its butt!". The blind man calmly replied, "I'm going to. But I need to find its head first".

A man was carrying 2 babies, one in each arm while waiting for a train. Along came this woman and seeing the 2 cute babies started asking the man, "Aren't they cute, what are their names?"

The man gave the lady an angry look and replied, "I don't know".

The lady then asked again, "Are they both boys or girls or either of each?"

The man looked angrier still and replied, "I don't know!"

The woman then started to scold the man, "What kind of a father are you?"

The man replied, "I am not their father, I am just a condom salesman and these are 2 complaints that I am taking back to my company!"

 

Female cheerleaders are cute, sexy, fresh, and all American.

Male cheerleaders are scary.