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It's hard to make a comeback when you haven't been anywhere.




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If God wanted me to touch my toes, he would have put them on my knees.


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Never knock on Death's door; ring the doorbell and run (he hates that).


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Lead me not into temptation (I can find the way myself).


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Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive, anyway.


51 Clean Deep Thoughts Jokes
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