A beautiful blonde gets on an airplane going to Los Angeles and sits in First Class. The flight attendant tells her that her ticket is for a coach seat and would she please go to her proper seat. The blonde says; "I'm blonde and beautiful and I'm going to Los Angeles first class."
"I'm sorry," says the flight attendant "but your ticket is for coach and this seat was paid for by someone else."At which the blonde says; "I'm blonde and beautiful and I'm going to Los Angeles first class."
The flight attendant goes to the pilot with the problem. The pilot walks up to the blonde and whispers in her ear. She immediately gets up and goes back to her coach seat. The flight attendant asks the pilot what she said tothe blonde.
"It's simple," says the female pilot "I told her that first class wasn't going to Los Angeles."