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  1. You only know three spices - salt, pepper and ketchup.
  2. Driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled in with snow.
  3. You think sexy lingerie is tube-socks and a flannel nightie with only 8 buttons.
  4. You owe more money on your snowmobile than your car.
  5. The local paper covers national and international headlines on 1 page, but requires 6 pages for hockey.
  6. At least twice a year, the kitchen doubles as a meat processing plant.
  7. The most effective mosquito repellent is a shotgun.
  8. Your snowblower gets stuck on the roof.
  9. You know which leaves make good toilet paper.
  10. You find -40C a little chilly.
  11. The trunk of your car doubles as a deep freezer.
  12. You actually get these jokes and forward them to all your Canadian friends.

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