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Bob goes to the doctor and says, "Doc, I'm having trouble gettingmy penis erect, can you help me?" After a complete examination, the doctor tells him, "Well, the problem with you is that the muscles around the base of your penis are damaged. There's reallynothing we can do for you unless you are willing to try an experimental treatment."

Bob asks sadly, "What is this treatment?" "Well," the doctor says, "what we should do is take the musclesfrom the trunk of a baby elephant and implant them in your penis."

Bob thinks about it silently and says, "Well, the thought of going through life without ever having sex again is too much, let's gofor it." A few weeks after the operation, Bob was given the green light touse his improved equipment. He planned a romantic evening with his girlfriend and took her to one of the nicest restaurants in thecity.

In the middle of dinner, he felt a stirring between his legs that continued to the point of being uncomfortable. To release the pressure, Bobunzipped his fly. His penis immediately sprang from his pants, went tothe top of the table, grabbed a roll and returned to his pants.

His girlfriend was stunned at first and then said with a slysmile, "That was incredible! Can you do that again?"

Bob replied,"WellI guess so, but I don't think I can fit another roll in my ass".

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