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This blonde heard that milk baths would make you beautiful. She left a note for her milkman to leave 15 gallons of milk. When the milkman read the note, he felt there must be a mistake. He thought she probably meant 1.5 gallons, so he knocked on the door to clarify the point.

The blonde came to the door and the milkman said, "I found your note to leave 15 gallons of milk. Did you mean 15 gallons or 1.5 gallons?"

The blonde said, "I want 15 gallons. I'm going to fillmy bathtub up with milk and take a milk bath."

The milkman asked, "Pasteurized?"

The blonde said, "No. Just up to my tits."




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Q: How do you know if a blonde has been on your computer?

A: There is lipstick on the joystick.


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Q: Why do blondes have bruises around their belly-buttons?

A: Because blonde guys aren't too smart either.


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What do you call a blonde with a dollar bill over her head?

All you can eat for under a buck.


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What do you call a group of blondes on roller skates?

A mobile sperm bank.


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