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Why did the blonde take a ruler to bed?

Because she wanted to measure how long she slept!




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Why do blondes pour water on the keyboard?

To surf the web!


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A blonde calls her mom...

"Mom mom!! I'm a genius!"

"Really dear? How's that possible?"

"I finished a puzzle that I've been working on for 1 year and on the box it said 'for 2-5 yrs'"


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Bambi, the buxom young blonde told her friend, "I was worried that my mechanic might try to rip me off when I took my car in for maintenance."

"Did he try to repair something that wasn't broken?", Bambi's friend asked.

"No, he didn't."

"Did he try to overcharge you?"

"No. In fact, all he said I needed was blinker fluid."


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How do you keep a blonde busy?

Easy, give her a paper the has written "see other side" on both sides.


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