The fellow was being sold a very cheap suit and says "But the left sleeve is a lot longer than the right."

"That's why the suit is such a bargain," the sales clerk explained. "Just cock your left shoulder up a little, like this."

"But the right leg is way too short," argued the customer.

"No problem," the sales clerk answered. "Just keep your right knee bent a little at all times, walk like this, and no one will notice."

So, the fellow bought the suit, cocked his left shoulder into the air, bent his right knee, and limped out of the store toward his car when two doctors happened along and noticed him.

"Good heavens," the first doctor said to the second, "look at that poor crippled fellow."

"Yeah," answered the second doctor. "But doesn't that suit fit great?"