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8 YEARS OLD. HATEFUL LITTLE DOG... BITES.

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FREE PUPPIES: ½ COCKER SPANIEL
1/2 SNEAKY NEIGHBOR'S DOG.

FREE PUPPIES... PART GERMAN
SHEPHERD, PART STUPID DOG.

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GERMAN SHEPHERD 85 lbs. NEUTERED.
SPEAKS GERMAN. -- FREE.

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FOUND: DIRTY WHITE DOG. LOOKS LIKEA RAT... BEEN OUT AWHILE...
BETTER BE A REWARD.

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1 MAN, 7 WOMAN HOT TUB --
$850/OFFER

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SNOW BLOWER FOR SALE...
ONLY USED ON SNOWY DAYS...

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COWS, CALVES NEVER BRED...
ALSO 1 GAY BULL FOR SALE.

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NORDIC TRACK $300 HARDLY USED,
CALL CHUBBY.

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GEORGIA PEACHES,
CALIFORNIA GROWN -
89 cents lb.

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NICE PARACHUTE:
NEVER OPENED - USED ONCE.

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TIRED OF WORKING FOR ONLY $9.75 PER HOUR?
WE OFFER PROFIT SHARING AND FLEXIBLE HOURS.
STARTING PAY: $7 -- $9 PER HOUR.

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EXERCISE EQUIPMENT:
QUEEN SIZE MATTRESS & BOX SPRINGS - $175.

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JOINING NUDIST COLONY!
MUST SELL WASHER & DRYER $300.

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ALZHEIMER'S CENTER PREPARES FOR
AN AFFAIR TO REMEMBER.

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OPEN HOUSE: BODY SHAPERS TONING SALON.
FREE COFFEE & DONUTS.

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FOR SALE BY OWNER:
Complete set of EncyclopediaBritannica. 45 volumes..
Excellent condition. $1,000.00 or best offer. No longer needed. Got marriedlast month. Freaking Wife knows everything") + "

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