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It's an Honor to Watch Great Athletes
That physical specimen on the left? Why that's Bartolo Colon. Jimminy crickets that guy is big! What happened to him? I used to think CC Sabathia was one of the big-boned folks but this guy looks like he ate CC. Pinstripes are definitely not slimming! But the real reason I like the playoffs is because that signifies fall, for me. I don't care what the calendar says. It's almost as if the weather gods know that America's past time (baseball, not eating) has begun and it's time to put the nation in a deep freeze. Anywho... Play ball! And come on cooler weather! Oh yeah. Like us on Facebook! I'm still about 20 people away from giving away a $25 gift card. I'm going to give it away once we hit 250 fans. My suggestion was for Best Buy. Someone on Facebook suggested a gas card. So you've got your choice if you're chosen. But you HAVE to like us on Facebook to be entered. |
The MLB Playoffs are just around the corner. That's when we get to watch so many great athletes in peak physical conditioning duke it out in a 3-hour (or more) slugfest (or not).| Women Can't Play Baseball |
A man and a woman are sitting at a bar having a friendly chat about sports. The man, a bit tipsy, decided to tell her his opinions of women and sports. "You know why women can't play baseball? Because if they had to choose between catching a baby falling from the stands or the baseball they would choose the baby without even considering if there was a man on base." |
| Definitely |
| A Nursery school teacher says to her class, "Who can use the word 'Definitely' in a sentence?" First a little girl says "The sky is definitely blue" Teacher says, "Sorry, Amy, but the sky can be gray, or orange." The second little boy says"Trees are definitely green" "Sorry, but in the autumn, the trees are brown." Little Johnny from the back of the class stands up and asks "Does a fart have lumps?" The teacher looks horrified and says "Johnny! Of course not!!!" "OK. Then I DEFINITELY shit my pants." |
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