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Some People Get So Worked Up

Ever been on a Forum or Message Board? Ever have someone threaten to blow your face off because you dared disagreed with them on said message board?

If so, welcome to the club...

I got into a disagreement (or as Fred Durst might say, disagreeance) with someone and apparently I stepped on the 'Go Ape-Dookie Now' button because this guy absolutely freaked out on me.

I was called a Stupid Honkey and that was actually the nicest thing he said to me the whole time.

Yes, he did threaten to hunt me down and blow my face off. And he also said some derogatory things about my mother.

What would make someone go crazy like that completely unprovoked? Have message boards become such a serious past-time that people are willing to kill (or at least act like a e-tough guy and threaten to kill someone) because you don't agree with them?

And I thought it was bad when people killed other people over sneakers...

He's so furious that he should be teamed up with this guy.
I shoulda just told him to go fork himself

3 Ways To Die

There was a German, an American and a Polock on death row. The Warden gave them a choice of three ways to die:

To be shot
To be hung
To be injected with the A.I.D.S. virus

So the German said, "Shoot me right in the head." "Boom" He was dead instantly. Then the American said, "Just hang me." "Snap" He was dead.

Then the Pollock said, "Give me some of that AIDS stuff." They gave him his shot and he fell down laughing, the guards looked at each other and wondered what was wrong with this guy.

Then the Pollock said give me another one of those shots, so the guards did, now he was laughing so hard he almost was peeing his pants. So finally the Warden said, "What the hell is wrong with you?"

The Pollock replied "You guys are so stupid, I'm wearing a condom.

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Questions and Answers

Q: What do a bleached blonde and a 747 have in common?
A: They both have little Black Boxes.

Q: Why don't blondes water ski?
A: Because they lie down as soon as their crotches get wet.

Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito?
A: If you slap a mosquito, it'll stop sucking.

Q: Did you hear about the new blonde paint?
A: It's not real bright, but it's cheap, and spreads easy.

Q: What do you call a bleached blonde standing on her head?
A: A brunette with bad breath!

Q: Why can't you tell blondes knock knock jokes?
A: Cos they go and answer the fucking door.

Q: How do you know when a blonde is having a bad day?
A: She can't find her pencil and her tampon is behind her ear!

Q: How is a blonde different than a 747?
A: Not everyone has been in a 747.

Q: Which 3rd grader has the best body, the blonde, brunette or redhead?
A: The blonde - she is eighteen.

Q: What do blondes and the Bermuda triangle have in common?
A: They've both swallowed a lot of semen.

Q: Why did God give blondes one more brain cell than he gave horses?
A: So they wouldn't shit during the parade.

Q: Why are brunettes so proud of their hair?
A: It matches their mustache.

Q: What do brunettes miss most about a great party?
A: The invitation.

Q: What do you call a good-looking man with a brunette?
A: A hostage.

Q: How do you describe a brunette whose phone rings on Saturday night?
A: Startled.

Q: What did the frustrated brunette say to her uninterested lover?
A: "What part of 'yes' don't you understand?"

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