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You Can't Win 'Em All. Miami Sure Won't...Well, what are you gonna do? Just suck it up and move on to next week, when Miami takes on Buffalo in Miami. I'm going to be there, sweating up a storm.
I know it's awful late in coming as this is from So You Think You Can Dance, but the mailing list wasn't going out at that time, or else you would have seen it then. I got to watch it when it first aired because my wife absolutely loves that show. I think she likes it more for the miscues than for the good dancing. And well -- you know my take on dancing from a couple of days ago. Anywho, what was this guy trying to do? If he was trying to flip, he wasn't even close. Give up the dancing and try something you're more suited to, buddy. Today's Thought For The Day: If it is true that canibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny, is it also true that canibals wont eat divorced wimmen because they're bitter? Very bitter? |
| A Slow Reader |
A blonde and a brunette are running a ranch together in Louisiana. They decide they need a bull to mate with their cows to increase their herd. The brunette takes their life savings of $600 dollars and goes to Texas to buy a bull. She eventually meets with an old cowboy that will sell her a bull. "It's the only one I got for $599, take it or leave it." She buys the bull and goes to the local telegram office and says, "I'd like to send a telegram to my friend in Louisiana that says: Have found the stud bull for our ranch, bring the trailer." The man behind the counter tells her, "Telegrams to anywhere in the U.S. are $.75 per word." She thinks about it for a moment and decides. "I'd like to send one word, please." "And what word would that be?" inquires the man. "Comfortable." replies the brunette. The man asks, "I'm sorry miss, but how is your friend gonna understand this telegram?" The brunette replies, "My friend is blonde and reads REAL slow, when she gets this, she will see COM-FOR-DA-BULL." |
| Which Race Am I? |
Little Johnny came home from school one day slightly confused. His mother was Jewish and his father was black. So Johnny says, "Mom, am I more Jewish or more black?" "What does it really matter? You'll just have to ask your father", his mother tells him. So Johnny's father gets home from work and Johnny asks the same question, "Dad, am I more Jewish or more black?" "What kind of a question is that, does it really matter? Why do you want to know if you're more Jewish or black?" asks his dad. "Well, it's like this dad. Tommy down the street wants to sell his bicycle for $50, I don't know whether to Jew him down to $25, or wait till its dark and steal the fucker. |
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