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 ARE YOU READY FOR SOME FOOTBALL!Well, something like football, at least... Preseason games start this week and my Dolphins are about to hit the field. You better believe that this is going to be their year. And yes, I realize I say that every year... Well, it doesn't matter anyway. I've got plans of grilling some food and breaking out the Jesus juice once the real games roll around and that's not too far away. With all of these free agents still signing, it'll be here before we know it. Ladies - see you in January (or February if this is indeed Miami's season. |
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Hey Bro, Do you know any jokes about Nitric Oxide Hypobromite? NO BrO |
| I Can Tell She Was Satisfied |
An Italian, Frenchman and redneck are discussing sex with their women. The Italian says, "When I've a finisheda makina da love withah my girlfriend, I go down and gently tickle the back of her knees, she floats ah 6 inches above a da bed in ecstasy." The Frenchman replies, "Zat is noting, when Ah've finished making ze love with ze girlfriend, Ah kiss all ze way down her body and zen Ah lick za soles of her feet wiz mah tongue and she floats 12 inches above ze bed in pure ecstasy." The redneck says, "That's nothing buddy. When I've finished doin' it to the ole lady, I git out of bed, walks over to the winder and wipe my dick on the curtains. She hits the freakin' ceiling!" |
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