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Well, well, well. I'm back again!

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I know I always say I'm back! and then disappear again, but I think this time I mean it. See, I almost gave up on EmailAJoke a couple of weeks ago because my host was jerking me around and I started to think it was more trouble than it was worth.

1Over the next couple of days I realized I didn't want to give it up. If that's the case, I couldn't very well leave it there collecting cyber-dust as it had been. So I hopped back to it.

You'll notice a couple of changes once you go to the site:

  • I have begun updating the new pictures again - (clean pics / dirty pics)
  • I have added a videos section. I'm not going to try to put ALL the funny videos on this page as that'd be ridiculous. But I am going to put the classics on there. Things that keep me cracking up every time I see it
  • There will be upgrades to other areas slowly but surely
  • There's a whole mess of ads on the site. Hey, I'm staying away from pop-ups at least. But as much as this site has been a drain on me financially, I've got to do something to try to at least break even. Especially since
    I have my first child on the way!

So sit back, enjoy and read some of my funny jokes. Hell, forward them to your friends. And for God's sake, please do not report this as spam. You signed up for it AND had to confirm. It's not my fault that it's been so long since I've sent a mailing list out that you forgot who EmailAJoke was.

Ok, it actually is my fault.


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The Blind And The Dog

John was waiting to cross the street when a blind man approached with his guide-dog. The traffic sign turned green and instead of helping its master to cross, the dog raised its rear leg and peed on the shoes of the blind man.

Observing that, the blind man reached into his pocket and offered the dog a cookie.

John told the blind man in amazement, "If it is my dog I'd have kicked its butt!". The blind man calmly replied, "I'm going to. But I need to find its head first".

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Doctor Checkups

A girl goes into the doctor's office for a checkup. As she takes off her blouse, he notices a red 'H' on her chest. "How did you get that mark on your chest?" asks the doctor. "Oh, my boyfriend went to Harvard and he's so proud of it he never takes off his Harvard sweatshirt, even when we make love," she replies.

A couple of days later, another girl comes in for a checkup. As she takes off her blouse, he notices a blue 'Y' on her chest. "How did you get that mark on your chest?" asks the doctor. "Oh, my boyfriend went to Yale and he's so proud of it that he never takes off his Yale sweatshirt, even when we make love," she replies.

A couple of days later, another girl comes in for a checkup. As she takes off her blouse, he notices a green 'M' on her chest. "Do you have a boyfriend at Michigan?" asks the doctor. "No, but I have a girlfriend at Wisconsin, Why do you ask?"

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