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I wanted to wish everyone a Happy 4th of July. If you have 10 fingers, try and keep them. Or better yet, if you have 2 arms, try to keep them too. That guy parrtied with 2 r's. Just not 2 arms, anymore... Enjoy the jokes and the day. |
| What For? |
A man asked his doctor if he thought he'd live to be a hundred. The doctor asked the man, "Do you smoke or drink?" "No," he replied. "I've never done either." "Do you gamble, drive fast cars, or fool around with women?" inquired the doctor. "No, I've never done any of those things either." "Well, then," said the doctor, "what do you want to live to be a hundred for?" |
| Sex & Sports |
It has been determined that having sex before participating in athletic activity, such as a marathon race, does not impair the athlete's abilities. In fact, men have known and practiced this for centuries. After sex, they glance at their watches and say, "Oops, gotta run!" |
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