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Or anyone in politics is fair game really. But please, no Weiner jokes.


It Was a Stick-Up

Obama was leaving the country club golf course when he was accosted by an armed robber who demanded, "Give me all of your money!"

Barack haughtily replied, "Do you know who I am. I'm the President of the United States!"

The robber snarled back, "Then give me all my money."

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  • Hoping the webcam is off
  • Recalibrating the joystick
  • Reallocating the DNA
  • Inserting a card into the HAND bus
  • Banging the space bar
  • Performing diagnostics on the hard drive
  • Commanding the prompt
  • Meeting Mr. Sticky-keys
  • Cleaning the lightsaber
  • Lefthanded mousing
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