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I hope everyone had a great Memorial Day on Monday. I sure did. Between all the cooking and pool activities, I was too exhausted to get these jokes out on Tuesday morning. Oh well, now it's back to the normal everyday activities. Oil's still gushing into the Gulf. Israelis are still pounding Gaza. Markets will probably keep dipping. You know - happy stuff. Oh yeah, did anyone see this lady at their cookout? |
| People Who Died In Service |
One Sunday morning, the pastor noticed little Alex was staring up at the large plaque that hung in the foyer of the church. The plaque was covered with names, and small American flags were mounted on either side of it. The seven-year old had been staring at the plaque for some time, so the pastor walked up, stood beside the boy, and said quietly, "Good morning, Alex." "Good morning, pastor," replied the young man, still focused on the plaque. "Pastor Smith, what is this?" Alex asked. "Well, son, it's a memorial to all the young men and women who died in the service." Soberly, they stood together, staring at the large plaque. Little Alex's voice was barely audible when he asked, "Which service, the 9:00 or the 11:00?" |
| My New Favorite Team |
Okay, if the Jacksonville Jaguars are known as the "Jags". And the Tampa Bay Buccaneers are known as the "Bucs." What does that make the Tennessee Titans? |
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