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 I took my 3-year-old daughter to her first Major League Baseball game on Wednesday night (thanks for the free tickets, Jon!) and we got to watch the Rays and David Price absolutely destroy the Toronto Blue Jays. By the time my daughter was falling asleep in my lap (the 6th inning), they had a 10-1 lead and we felt confident we could leave and not miss any close exciting ending. Luckily we were right. So let's go with a baseball-themed day on the jokes today. Deal? By the way, Facebook users... You may notice that if you go to the site, there's a list of Facebook fans on the left now. I created an App on Facebook and would really appreciate if some of you joined. Right now there's 3 fans - which isn't saying much because I'm one of them and so is my brother. So that leaves 1 real fan. Now that's what I call irony because that's real sad for a joke site. There's thousands of you who receive this email. I'm sure Facebook's got their hooks into at least a few of you... |
| Women Can't Play Baseball |
A man and a woman are sitting at a bar having a friendly chat about sports. The man, a bit tipsy, decided to tell her his opinions of women and sports. "You know why women can't play baseball? Because if they had to choose between catching a baby falling from the stands or the baseball they would choose the baby without even considering if there was a man on base." |
| Another Camel? |
Two arabians (Mahir and Shamil) loved going to baseball games in New York. The only problem was, they always forgot where they parked and had to wait hours before the lot cleared enough so they could find their car. On this one particular day, Mahir said to Shamil, "I have the perfect idea! We won't be hanging around Shea Stadium for hours to find our car." Shamil asks what his plan is and Mahir responds that they will ride a camel so they can easily find him when it's time to leave. So they attend the game. It was great. They were in a festive mood because their favorite team had won and now it was time to celebrate. Off they go to the parking lot. They find a camel. Mahir hops on first. As Shamil goes around to the back to hop on, he tells Mahir that he must get down because they obviously have chosen the incorrect camel. "What do you mean, Shamil?! Are you trying to tell me someone else had also decided to bring a camel?" Mahir cried out. Shamil quickly responds, "They must have. When we were entering the parking lot, I overheard someone next to us say 'Look at that camel with the two assholes.', while this camel only has one." |
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