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Bret & Jemaine RockI've been watching (and listening to) a lot of the Flight of the Conchords lately. Ever heard of them? If you're a fan of great comedy, I would hope the answer is yes. If not, you really need to check them out.  They have their own show on HBO and it's about following the 4th most popular Folk Parody Band from New Zealand. Well, last I heard, they actually fell to #5, but only by a slight margin. Now they're embarking upon a career in the Big Apple. Their fan constantly reassures them that they're doing well. Their songs are extremely witty, for the most part. I've put up a few of them (from their stand-up act, not from their show) on my Stand-Up Comedy Videos site. If you get a few minutes out of your day, check them out. Enjoy the jokes and have a good one! |
| The Magic Ladies Room |
A brunette, redhead and blonde went to a fitness spa for some fun and relaxation. After a stimulating healthy lunch, all three decided to visit the ladies room and found a strange-looking woman sitting at the entrance who said, "Welcome to the ladies room. Be sure to check out our newest feature: a mirror which, if you look into it and say something truthful, you will be awarded with a wish. But be warned, for if you say something false, you will be sucked into the mirror to live in a void of nothingness for all eternity!" The three women quickly entered and upon finding the mirror, the Brunette said, "I think I'm the most beautiful of us three" and in an instant she was surrounded by a pile of money. The redhead stepped up and said, "I think I'm the most talented of us three", and she suddenly found the keys to a brand new Lexus in her hands. Excited over the possibility of having a wish come true, the blonde looked into the mirror and said, "I think..." and was promptly sucked into the mirror. |
| A beautiful fairy tale |
| Once upon a time a beautiful independent self assured princess happened upon a frog in a pond. The frog said to the princess "I was once a handsome prince until an evil witch put a spell on me. One kiss from you and I will turn back into a prince and then we can marry, move into the castle with mum, and you can prepare my meals, clean my clothes, bear my children and forever feel happy doing so". That night, while the princess dined on frogs legs, she laughed to herself and thought : "I don't fucking think so". |
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