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Another Season - Another Runner-Up That's BetterAmerican Idol finished up on Wednesday night and it assured itself of another season where the actual winner was not as good as the runner-up. Lee Dewyze beat out Crystal Bowersox in fan voting, but I have a feeling in the long run, Crystal will be playing to larger shows with that beat up I Dream of Jeanie mic stand than good 'ol Lee. Don't get me wrong - the guy can sing. But Crystal sounds like a combination between Fergie and Jesus. So, now the acerbic Simon is gone and my guess is, a lot of AI's popularity will be too... So to mourn the beginning of the end of American Idol, let's send some jokes out to bring the laughter back into this world. |
| Identifying Sounds |
Clippity clop, clippity clop, clippity clop, BANG, BANG, BANG, clippity clop, clippity clop, clippity clop.
It's an Amish drive by shooting. |
| Definitely |
| A Nursery school teacher says to her class, "Who can use the word 'Definitely' in a sentence?" First a little girl says "The sky is definitely blue" Teacher says, "Sorry, Amy, but the sky can be gray, or orange." The second little boy says"Trees are definitely green" "Sorry, but in the autumn, the trees are brown." Little Johnny from the back of the class stands up and asks "Does a fart have lumps?" The teacher looks horrified and says "Johnny! Of course not!!!" "OK. Then I DEFINITELY shit my pants." |
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