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American Idol?
Hasn't the kid already done his job and proven that American voters will vote on popularity (how did he become popular anyway?) over talent on a talent competition? Tuesday night's show hasn't even aired yet at the time of this writing, but one thing I know for sure is his performance is going to be horrible. Whether it's the limp-wristed hip swaying he does while others are singing (Note to Sanjaya - guys don't dance like that), his bad singing or God-Awful hair, something's going to turn me off about his routine. Laugh At Something Other Than SanjayaOn a side-note, I started putting together a new site. It's light on content right now, but just give me time and I'll fill it up with a bunch of videos. Seeing as it's related to comedy, it seems appropriate to mention it on here. I've already got some links pointing to it on EmailAJoke. If you like Stand Up Comedy, you'll want to bookmark it and check back often:  Stand-Up Comedy Videos |
For the love of God -- vote off Sanjaya already!| Happy Sinner |
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