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Hello everyone. I don't really have much to say, but I do have a question I'd like to ask of the regular site viewers (and people who send jokes to their friends). Have you been having trouble over the past couple of weeks? One of my longtime readers (how long has it been now Gerry) says that within the past 2 weeks or so, he can't send jokes out anymore. He's on a WebTV. I'm on a PC and can't test it out for him. So I was wondering... Anyone else having problems (PC/Mac users as well)? Would anyone with a WebTV be willing to let me know if they're making out ok, still? If there's something wrong, I'd like to fix it if at all possible. Good-bya, Sanjaya
It had to be tough on such a young kid. But how many people can say they made it as far as he did? Not many... I can't applaud him on his actual singing talent (and that's not to say he's not better than me), but I gotta say he handled the pressure well. I also think putting Blake and LaKisha in the bottom 3 was a sham. That whole Melinda-in-the-middle thing was too orchestrated. Along with Melinda, those 2 round out my favorites to make it to the final 3. |
Oh yeah. I actually do have something to say. I know | Par On This Murder |
The police responsded to a domestic call and found a woman dead on her living room floor with a golf club next to her body. They asked the husband, "Is this your wife?" "Yes," he replied. "Did you kill her?" "Yes, he replied." "It looks like you struck her eight times with this 3-iron. Is that correct?" "Yes," he replied, "...but put me down for a five." |
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Bob goes to the doctor and says, "Doc, I'm having trouble getting my penis erect, can you help me?" After a complete examination, the doctor tells him, "Well, the problem with you is that the muscles around the base of your penis are damaged. There's really nothing we can do for you unless you are willing to try an experimental treatment." Bob asks sadly, "What is this treatment?" "Well," the doctor says, "what we should do is take the muscles from the trunk of a baby elephant and implant them in your penis." Bob thinks about it silently and says, "Well, the thought of going through life without ever having sex again is too much, let's go for it." A few weeks after the operation, Bob was given the green light to use his improved equipment. He planned a romantic evening with his girlfriend and took her to one of the nicest restaurants in the city. In the middle of dinner, he felt a stirring between his legs that continued to the point of being uncomfortable. To release the pressure, Bob unzipped his fly. His penis immediately sprang from his pants, went to the top of the table, grabbed a roll and returned to his pants. His girlfriend was stunned at first and then said with a sly smile, "That was incredible! Can you do that again?" Bob replied,"Well I guess so, but I don't think I can fit another roll in my ass". |
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