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How many of you out there have your headbands on doing the Super Bowl Shuffle while watching old 'Da Bears' clips on Youtube? I don't have a ton of interest in the game, but I am torn in a way. If I had to choose, I'd like to see the Indianapolis Colts win it all, but if they do, Peyton Manning will have a leg up on Dan Marino. It's already obvious that he's going to break all the passing records. But to throw in a Super Bowl victory on top of that... It'd be rough as a Miami fan. But let's get down to the serious talk regarding the Super Bowl - the food!  I'm already salivating at the thought of munching down on some good stuff off the grill. Maybe a few nachos and whatever else is lying around. If you've got any good recipes for a snack, send it over. I'm going to make something to take to the game and would like to try something new. |
| First-Class Chick |
A beautiful blonde gets on an airplane going to Los Angeles and sits in First Class. The flight attendant tells her that her ticket is for a coach seat and would she please go to her proper seat. The blonde says; "I'm blonde and beautiful and I'm going to Los Angeles first class." "I'm sorry," says the flight attendant "but your ticket is for coach and this seat was paid for by someone else." At which the blonde says; "I'm blonde and beautiful and I'm going to Los Angeles first class." The flight attendant goes to the pilot with the problem. The pilot walks up to the blonde and whispers in her ear. She immediately gets up and goes back to her coach seat. The flight attendant asks the pilot what she said to the blonde. "It's simple," says the female pilot "I told her that first class wasn't going to Los Angeles." |
| The Worst Disease |
A woman was very despondent over not having sex in quite some time. She was becoming agitated and worried that she might not ever find a new mate. In hopes of finding a solution to her problem, she decided to go see a Chinese doctor named Dr. Chang (a sex therapist) to see if he could help her. When she arrived to his office, she told him her symptoms and he said, "Take off all your crothes and you crawl real real fass away from me on the froor". She crawled to the other side of the room, and Dr. Chang said, "Now... you crawl real fass back to me", and she did. Dr. Chang shook his head and said, "You haf read bad case of Zachary Disease... worse I ever see! That is why you have sex probrem". The woman was completely confused and asked Dr. Chang to explain exactly what Zachary Disease was and he replied "Zachary Disease. That when your face rook ZACHARY rike your ass!" |
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