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Wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii...
I had been calling around for a couple of weeks and those buggers are tough to find. But Sunday morning, I got ahold of my local Target and they had a limited supply in stock. So I go in there and tell the guy at the counter 'I'm here to get a Wii' and up comes this older lady saying 'Me too'. Apparently she'd been trying for 2 months to get one for her son. I'm sure that kid's having fun because I was yesterday. I even got my wife into it. The Wii Sports games that comes with it is pretty addicting. And to top it off, they have a 'Fitness Challenge' where it tells you your 'Fitness Age'. I give it a shot and what do I get? I'm a 65! That's not good, folks. So I tell my wife she's gotta do it since she found a 65 funny. Well what do I know? She got a 64... Maybe I am a Fitness Age of 65 though because when I got up this morning, I was stiff as a board. |
I got a Wii!| Chalk Up Another One |
Once upon a time, there was a blonde driving down the highway. In the distance, she sees a brunette doing jumping jacks in the middle of the road, so she decides to pull over. The brunette is jumping up and down clapping her hands over her head, and shouting, "Twenty one! Twenty one! Twenty one!" So, seeing how this looks like fun, the blonde gets behind her, and starts doing jumping jacks, and shouts, "Twenty one! Twenty one! Twenty one!" This goes on for about an hour, and the brunette starts getting tired, so she goes and sits down. But the blonde is having the most fun she has ever had in her life just doing jumping jacks in the middle of the hiway shouting twenty one. Along comes a truck and splat! there goes the blonde. Well the brunette gets up and goes back into the road and starts doing jumping jacks and shouts, "twenty two! twenty two! |
| Sex Or Weight Watchers |
A little boy wakes up 3 nights in a row when he hears a thumping sound coming from his parents bedroom. Finally one morning he goes to his mom and says, "Mommy , every night I hear you and daddy making noise and when I look in you're bouncing up and down on him". His mom is taken by suprise and says "Oh... well I'm bouncing on his stomach because he's fat and that makes him thin again." The little boy says, That won't work" His Mom says, "WHY?" The little boy replies "Because the lady next door comes over, after you leave, and blows him back up!!" |
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