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Yep, that's pretty much how it goes... But she did good, from what we're told. They probably say the same thing to all the parents, but it's good to hear that, when I already know that she's a good kid. But man, I think my daughter's going to be in the guiness book of world records or something for height. She's not even 2 months yet, and her arms and legs make it look like she's wearing short-sleeve shirts and floods, but these are for 3 month olds. Then we see other kids out with their parents and ask how old they are, and even if they look a little smaller, we're told they're older. She'll probably end up kicking my ass some day :( |
Last week was a big week for our family. Our daughter went to daycare for the first time. It's hard to believe 6 weeks went by like that and now someone else gets to take care of her while we go out to make money -- so someone else can take care of her.
| Monica's Fear |
A surgeon went to check on his very famous patient after an operation. She was awake , so he examined her. " You'll be fine," he said. She asked, "How long will it be before I am able to have a normal sex life again Doctor?" The Surgeon seemed to pause which alarmed the girl. "What's the matter Doctor? I will be alright won't I ?" He replied, 'Yes , you'll be fine Miss Lewinski. It's just that no one has ever asked me that after having their tonsils out." |
| The Big-Sneeze |
This man and this woman are riding next to each other in first class. The man sneezes, pulls out his penis and wipes the tip off. The woman can't believe what she just saw and decides she is hallucinating. A few minutes pass. The man sneezes again. He pulls out his penis and wipes the tip off. The woman is about to go nuts. She can't believe that such a rude person exists. A few minutes pass. The man sneezes yet again. He takes his penis out and wipes the tip off again. The woman has finally had enough. She turns to the man and says, "Three times you've sneezed, and three times you've removed your penis from your pants to wipe it off! What the hell kind of degenerate are you?" The man replies, "I am sorry to have disturbed you, ma'am. I have a very rare condition such that when I sneeze, I have an orgasm." The woman, now feeling badly, says, "Oh, I'm sorry. What are you taking for it? The man looks at her and says, "Pepper." |
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