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Happy New Year! I hope 2006 was good to you and that 2007 is even better. Last night was quiet for me as it's tough to decide to take a relatively-new born baby out for fireworks -- and we sure couldn't go out for dinner anywhere nice like we had been doing for the past couple of years. But I'm not complaining. I'm having a good time, anyway. In 2007, I'd like to continue to improve upon what's already on EmailAJoke.com and maybe add a few things to make the site easier to use. For instance, I'm changing the Images and Videos pages so that way you can send them out to people on your list just like you can with the jokes. Do you have a good resolution for this year? |
| Which Way? |
The rescue squad was called to the home of an elderly couple for an apparent heart attack the gentleman had. When the squad got there is was too late and the man had died. While consoling the wife one of the rescuers noticed that the bed was a mess. He asked the lady what symptoms the man had suffered and if anything had precipitated the heart attack. The lady replied, "Well, we were in the bed making love and he started moaning, groaning, thrashing about the bed, panting, and sweating. I thought he was coming, but I guess he was going." |
| A Dead Penis |
An old man, Mr. Smith, resided in a nursing home. One day he went into the nurses' office and informed Nurse Jones that his penis died. Nurse Jones, realizing the Mr. Smith was old and forgetful decided to play along with him. "It did? I'm sorry to hear that," she replied. Two days later, Mr. Smith was walking down the halls at the nursing home with his penis hanging outside his pants. Nurse Jones saw him and said "Mr. Smith! I thought you told me your penis died". "It did" he replied; "Today is the viewing." |
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