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Merry Christmas, everyone. I'm about to hit the hay so Santa doesn't pass us by tonight because I know that would just upset my daughter, but I wanted to make sure you guys got your jokes. I also went ahead and put a Funny Christmas Pictures page together. If you like any of those images, forward the page to your friends and family. Anywho. I have to run. I think I hear reindeer hoofs on my roof. Gotta go get my shotgun... |
| Liars |
A bus of politicians is driving by a farm where a man lives alone. The bus driver, caught up in the beautiful scenery, loses control and crashes into the ditch. The man comes out and finding the politicians, buries them. The next day, the police are at the farm questioning the man. "So you buried all the politicians?" asked the police officer. "Were they all dead?" To which the man replied, "Some said they weren't, but you know how politicians lie." |
| Who Was More Drunk? |
Three women had a very late night drinking. They left in the early morning hours and went home their separate ways. The next day, they all met and compared notes about who was drunker the night before. The first girl claims that she was the drunkest, saying, "I drove straight home and walked into the house. As soon as I got through the door, I blew chunks." The second said, "You think that was drunk? Hell, I got into my car and wrapped my car around the first tree I saw. I don't even have insurance!" The third proclaimed, "Damn, I was the drunkest by far. When I got home, I got into a big fight with my husband, knocked a candle over, and burned the whole house down!" The room was silent for a moment. Then, the first girl spoke out again, "Listen girls, I don't think you understand... Chunks is my Dog!!" |
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