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In the past, if you walked down the street and saw someone who appeared to be talking to themselves, you knew they were a nutjob. Now, you need to check both ears to see if they have a device in their ear allowing them to talk/listen to someone else magically. Take for instance my mother-in-law. If you saw her walking down the street talking to 'herself', you'd think she was crazy. But then you'd see the Bluetooth device in her ear and you would think - 'Ok, she is probably normal'. You'd think... See what I mean. It's too hard to tell the nutjobs from the sane people. ; ) Just kidding mom. See ya again in January. By the way everyone. I decorated EmailAJoke.com for Christmas. Check it out and let me know if it's too tacky. It'll go back to normal after the Holidays. I just wanted to do something different. |
We've got to do something about these Bluetooth devices. It's making it too hard to recognize the nutjobs from the sane people.
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Molly, age 9, and Sammy, age 10, are sitting on the front porch swing. Sammy says to Molly, "Screw you, Molly." A minute goes by and Molly replies, "Screw YOU, Sammy." A moment or two and Sammy says, "Screw YOU, Molly." In response, "Screw *YOU*, Sammy," Molly says. After about ten minutes of this, Molly's mom comes out on the porch and says, "What on earth are you kids doing?" They reply in unison, "We're having oral sex!" |
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