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Black Friday is the New PS3I couldn't believe it, driving home from a great Thanksgiving meal with my family. We drove by a Best Buy and the parking lot was pretty full considering the time of night. So I asked my wife if the place was open, not knowing. Comes to turn out, those were people waiting in line for sales the next day! I've gotten up early and tried to do the mad-rush shopping for the best deals before (just once - that was enough), but I couldn't even imagine sitting outside overnight trying to save a few bucks. And I think it's safe to assume that if the Geek Squad wasn't camping out with the average-joe shopper, then this group had much better odds on not being the nerdier of the 2 groups -- those who got ripped by a PS3 and those who probably spent more money than they would have just because to them it looked like a great deal. Now that I mention this, it reminds me I need to get my Christmas shopping done. P.S. - Less than 2 weeks till Lauren is born! |
| A Religious Bear? |
In the middle of a forest, there was a hunter who was suddenly confronted by a huge, mean bear. In his fear, all attempts to shoot the bear were unsuccessful. Finally, he turned and ran as fast as he could. The hunter ran and ran and ran, until he ended up at the edge of a very steep cliff. His hopes were dim.Seeing no way out of his predicament, and with the bear closing in rather quickly, the hunter got down on his knees, opened his arms, and exclaimed, "Dear God! Please give this bear some religion!" The skies darkened and there was lightning in the air. Just a few feet short of the hunter, the bear came to an abrupt stop, and glanced around, somewhat confused. Suddenly, the bear looked up into the sky and said, "Thank you, God, for the food I'm about to receive...." |
| Is Laughter Really The Best Medicine? |
A man was visiting his wife in hospital where she has been in a coma for several years. On this visit, he decides to rub her left breast instead of just talking to her. On doing this, she lets out a sigh. The man runs out and tells the doctor who says this is a good sign and suggests he should try rubbing her right breast to see if there is any reaction. The man goes in and rubs her right breast and this brings a moan from his wife also. The doctor suggests that the man should go in and try oral sex, saying he will wait outside as it is a personal act and he doesn't want the man to be embarrassed. The man goes in then comes out about five minutes later white as a sheet and tells the doctor his wife is dead. The doctor asks what happened to which the man replies: "She choked." |
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