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Elections are here and I can't wait for all of these ads to go away. I mean, how many negative campaigns could there possibly be? Nobody's content with telling you what they plan on doing anymore. Instead they opt to tell you how bad their opponent would be for you should you decide to elect them. One particular commercial here in Florida has the candidate turn as red as the devil throughout the commercial until by the end of it, he looks like he's got as much make-up on as Phyllis Diller. If I was feeling better, I would go out and vote, but I would make it a point of NOT voting for anyone who's been running a negative campaign. That would give me about 2 options to mark on my ballot. Just imagine how bad it's going to be when the next Presidential Election takes place. Hopefully by then John Kerry will have his comedy routine down pat. |
| Men Suck |
Men will brag that there are women waiting by the phone at this very moment for their call. Who are these women?
Where is the best place in a book store to find a man who is handsome, a good lover and a stimulating partner?
What do you do with a man who thinks he's God's gift?
Why is the book "Women Who Love Too Much" a disappointment for many men?
Why do men like smart women?
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| Erotic Video? |
Susan K - a blonde - decides to do something wild she hasn't done before, so she sets out to rent her first X-rated adult video. She goes to the video store and, after looking around for a while, selects a title that sounds very stimulating. She drives home, lights some candles, slips into something comfortable, and puts the tape in the VCR. To her disappointment, there's nothing but static on the screen, so she calls the video store to complain. Upon answering the phone, Judi excaims "I just rented an adult movie from you and there's nothing on the tape but static." To which the store clerk responds "Sorry about that. We've had problems with some of those tapes. Which title did you rent?" "It's called Head Cleaner." |
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