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Seems I spoke too soon. In the last joke email I mentioned that I was feeling much better. That still didn't stop me from being rushed to the hospital yet again that same day. This time I was in ICU for 3 days. What a mess... When I got home after the first visit to the hospital, a few of you wanted to wish me well and know where to send flowers or cards. So I included a link to a flower place and my address is below. This isn't to request anything. It's just so I don't have to continue giving out my address individually. To those who are kind enough to care, I really appreciate it. ATTN: The Joke Man 11604 Hidden Hollow Cir. Tampa, FL 33635 I completely understand if you don't want to send anything, but at least wish me luck. It's been a trying month... I wanna get back to making this list more on the lighter side, but it's been really tough lately. I'll get back with you in time for Thanksgiving (fingers crossed) |
| Lawyers Leave A Bad Taste |
Two tigers are walking along a jungle trail in single file. The rearmost tiger wanders off the trail for a few minutes, then reappears shortly thereafter. A few moments later, the front tiger feels what seems to be the other tiger's tongue, applied just below his tail. The tiger disapproves of this action, but doesn't want to start anything by bringing it up. Then, the tiger again feels the tongue, again in the same place. He decides to confront the after tiger, and asks him, "Did you just lick me twice in the butt?" The other tiger replied, "Yeah, sorry about that. I just ate a lawyer and I was trying to get the taste out of my mouth." |
| The Best Hunting Dog |
This man wanted to buy a hunting dog. He heard of this guy who had a dog for sale, so he went to check it out. They get the dog out to the woods and the owner snaps his fingers and says "GO!" The dog takes off, comes back a few minutes later, and barks once. The man asked the owner "What does that mean?" The owner says "Well, he barked once, that means he saw one rabbit." The guy says "OK, let's see it again." The owner snaps his fingers and says "GO!" The dog takes off, comes back a few minutes later, and barks twice. The guy asks "OK, what does that mean?" The owner says "Well, he barked twice, that means he saw two rabbits." The guy says "OK, one more time and he's sold." The owner snaps his fingers, the dog takes off, comes back carrying a stick and starts to hump his owners leg. The guy says "WHAT! does that mean? The owner says "Well, that means he just saw more fuckin' rabbits than you can shake a stick at!" |
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