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Do you watch Lost? Are you feeling Lost? I've been watching the show since early in Season 1 when it was great, but now all the show does is pile more and more crap on top of the huge compost pile they've built. The flashbacks are now the best part of the show because they're not adding more confusion to what's going on. Whereas before I wanted to know what would happen next on the island, now I'm just hoping for them to clarify some of the stuff that has happened. Now we have to wait until Feb. while a Groundhog Day-type action thriller takes its place in a hyped up move where they decided they didn't want to have any reruns on because even those were confusing Lost fans apparently.
No thank you. They're pretty much doing whatever they want with Lost. Now they actually can do whatever they want with this new show... Let's skip these serious shows and just enjoy the jokes! Don't forget to forward them to your friends and remember, you can create an Online Address book by registering at my site and make it a snap to send jokes to all your friends with a few clicks of the mouse! |
| Blind Parachuter |
Bob, an experienced sky diver, was getting ready for a jump one day when he spotted another man outfitted to dive wearing dark glasses, carrying a white cane and holding a seeing-eye dog by a leash. Shocked that the blind man was also going to jump, Bob struck up a conversation, expressing his admiration for the man's courage. Then, curious, he asked, "How do you know when the ground is getting close?" "Easy," replied the blind man. "The leash goes slack." |
| That's where they are from... |
A woman goes to her doctor and says, "Doctor, my husband has developed a penchant for anal sex. So I came to you for advice." "Ok, let's see...does it hurt you?" "Hmmmm .. a little." "Do you like it?" "Hmmm ..... well, yes." "Then, I don't see any reason why you shouldn't do it. If you take care about not getting pregnant." "Getting pregnant? I didn't know you could get pregnant in that way." "Of course you can. Where do you think all lawyers come from?" |
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