During a visit to the ladies' room, my friend Abby heard the woman in the next stall, suddenly ask, "So how are you?"
Startled, Abby replied tentatively, "Fine."
The woman continued, "So whatís new?"
Still confused, Abby said, "Not much. Whatís new with you?"
It was then that the woman snapped, "Hello? Do you mind? Iím on the phone!"