The police responsded to a domestic call and found a woman dead on her living room floor with a golf club next to her body. They asked the husband, "Is this your wife?"
"Yes," he replied.
"Did you kill her?"
"Yes, he replied."
"It looks like you struck her eight times with this 3-iron. Is thatcorrect?"
"Yes," he replied, "...but put me down for a five."