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"The private enterprise system indicates that some people havehigher incomes than others." -Gerry Brown

"It's no exaggeration to say that the undecideds could go one way or another."-George Bush, US President

"I Have opinions of my own--strong opinions--but I don't always agree withthem." -George Bush, US President

"Not only is he ambidextrous, but he can throw with either hand." -DuffyDaugherty, football coach and sports analyst

"We've got to pause and ask ourselves: How much clean air do we need?" -LeeIacocca

"Please provide the date of your death." -from an IRS letter

"I was under medication when I made the decisions to burn the tapes." -RichardNixon, Us President

"Antidotes are what you take to prevent dotes." -Anon

"We are ready for an unforseen event that may or may not occur." -Dan Quayle

"If we don't suceed, we run the risk of failure." -Dan Quayle

"I love California. I practically grew up in Phoenix." -Dan Quayle

"Potatoe" -Dan Quayle

"It isn't pollution that's harming the enivorment. It's the impurties in ourair and water that are doing it." -Dan Quayle

"It is wonderful to be here in the great state of Chicago..." - Dan Quayle

"The loss of life will be irreplaceable." -Dan Quayle

"I stand by all my misstatements that I've made." -Dan Quayle

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